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Bairnsfather

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On his deathbed, he was asked to forgive his enemies.

On his deathbed, he was asked to forgive his enemies. His answer: “I have none. I have had them all shot.”
Ramón María Narváez y Campos

People will now go to films with subtitles

People will now go to films with subtitles, you know. They’re not afraid of them. It’s one of the upsides of text-messaging and e-mail.

Kristen Scott Thomas

The Fiat 500

“Years ago, I had rented an original 500 in Italy; it didn’t even have seat belts. The driver’s seat came loose and would tip backward on acceleration (such as it was), forward on braking (ditto), or worse, sideways on cornering. This was especially scary for me on right-hand turns because the chassis flexed so much going around corners that the side doors would occasionally pop open.”
NYT

Fake Steve

Let me point out some things you can do with iPhone today that you can’t do with Android — like, um, I don’t know. Make a phone call.
Fake Steve

Saying that Hillary is experienced…

Saying that Hillary is experienced is like saying that Yoko was a Beatle